i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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