oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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