just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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