Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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