is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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