Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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