Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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