Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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