My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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