Me. At least after what I've been through.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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