He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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