Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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