Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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