Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize