David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
im holly from the hills drunk
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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