so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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