Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
