honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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