its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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