This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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