Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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