I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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