I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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