Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
All the doctor said was why
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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