the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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