Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
There are leaves in my underwear?
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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