i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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