Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
COCAINE IS GR8
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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