I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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