Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
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