Christians are straight up FREAKS
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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