eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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