speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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