I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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