you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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