me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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