At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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