god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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