My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
And then my night got REAL pukey
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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