I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Blood and glitter go together right?
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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