Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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