wat bout pragnant strippers??
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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