Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
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