You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
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