He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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