Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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