There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Randomize
