if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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