Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Everclear isn't food dammit
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Randomize
