Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
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