There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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