you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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