fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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