How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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