cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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