how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
