their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Sponge bath it is.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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