I'm sorry my penis didn't work
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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