Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
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