well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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